because life is not complete without laughter

ven0moth:

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

laugh-addict:

“mom im so bored”

“you can do your homework!”

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homosexual-titan:

god damn it ash you stupid fuck

sixpenceee:

Put up all the horrible “wow if that was me, I’d die” ones

For a compilation of horror sleep-over games

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eakies:

getting a note on a super old post

zubat:    [dog voice] oof

jack-whites-guitar:

andthenisay:

sallymurphy:

don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it

this is why, in particularly intense reading situations, i physically put my hand over the bottom of the page so i can’t accidentally spoil myself.

i take this shit seriously.

I AM NOT ALONE IN THIS WORLD

skwagger:

a-better-m-e:

My therapist told me instead of hurting myself I should draw something pretty were I want to cut. This is the result. And it works, honestly. If you’re struggling with self harm I really recommend this. (Make sure you use a marker and not a pen cause pens can hurt you! )

So much respect. 

upgraders:

33457658322189076:

paleredsunday:

My dad has access to 3D Printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself

you shrunk your dad with a shrink ray and now you’re trying to cover it up with this bullshit.. but we dont believe it for a second

shrinking your own dad for notes… that’s a new low for this website 

upgraders:

33457658322189076:

paleredsunday:

My dad has access to 3D Printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself

you shrunk your dad with a shrink ray and now you’re trying to cover it up with this bullshit.. but we dont believe it for a second

shrinking your own dad for notes… that’s a new low for this website 

markwing-davey:

egberts:

reblog this post if you don’t want to reblog this post.

I sit back and cry as the paradox is in effect. reblog if you don’t want to. leave it alone if you do. I do not want to reblog this post. I want to leave. I want to be free. But the law dictates I…

meladoodle:

if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal

carry-on-my-otp:

thegeek531:

This did not end the way I was expecting.

this is fucking brilliant

carry-on-my-otp:

thegeek531:

This did not end the way I was expecting.

this is fucking brilliant